A lot of the time public restrooms (such as the ones in restaurants) have lights that are triggered by motion sensors. These motion sensors have very very short timers so that if you stop moving for more than 10 seconds (I am not exaggerating) then the light turns off and you're sitting there in the dark. For this reason I have perfected the "potty dance." It is a combination of the robot and shimmy. It involves a lot of intricate hand motions and head bobbing. In these situations with the motion sensor lights you have two choices: either use the restroom in the pitch black and remain vulnerable to zombie attacks and giant spider bites OR do the "potty dance." I usually choose the latter.
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